23 bonnes raisons d'aimer Robert Pattinson...

23 Reasons To Love ‘Twilight’ Star Robert Pattinson

On His 23rd Birthday

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In case you haven’t heard, the powers that be blessed us with Robert Pattinson twenty-three years ago today. In other words, “Happy 23rd Birthday RPattz!”

I can’t physically give Robert a present, because a) I don’t know him and b) sending him a cupcake with a special message would seem really creepy. Instead, I’ve decided to create a list in his honor. What is this great list you may ask? Well, I’m going to write up 23 reasons why I’m thankful for RPattz.

As you can imagine, thinking up 23 reasons why you’re thankful for someone can be quite difficult, especially when you’ve never met the person, but I found it pretty easy to dream up reasons why my pop cultured/boy-crazy life - not to mention my bulletin board and my desktop - would be super boring if Robert wasn’t born in grand old England all those years ago.
So without further adieu, I would like to present you, my fellow
“Twilight” fans, these 23 reasons why we should all be thankful for
Robert Pattinson:



23: I’m thankful that he won’t think I’m a weirdo (I hope) if he ever reads this blog post. (wink wink)

22: He’s friends with Camilla Bell, who’s dating Joe Jonas. The possibility that RPattz jams with a Jonas Brother is something we should all be thankful for.

21: He can totally pwn Harry Potter and kick Voldemort’s ass. Voldemort did have Cedric/RPattz murdered by Peter Pettigrew, but he had to die and be unavailable for future installments of Harry Potter, right? Robert wouldn’t have had any time to be in
“Twilight” and a Harry Potter/Cedric Diggory spinoff wouldn’t be as
awesome.

20: He likes to read. See everyone! Reading is fundamental!

19: He has a nice accent.

18: He always has that brooding look. It’s like he’s in pain but deep in thought at the same time. It’s kind of amazing.

17: His astrological sign is Taurus, which mean he’s dependable, romantic, passionate, and thoughtful. ‘Nuff said.

16: According to an interview with the LA Times, coughing makes him cry. Since I have asthma, coughing makes me cry too. We’re a match made in heaven.

15: He has his own grungy, laid-back style. He makes beanie hats look good.

14: Robert seems like a normal dude, someone you can have a nice chat with. He doesn’t come off like one of those Hollywood player types, which is probably why so many women are crushing on him. Remember last November when he said he hadn’t kissed a girl in a while? That’s pretty hard to believe, but it’s cute that he doesn’t know he’s gorgeous.

13: He smells like roses. Of course I don’t really know if he does or not, but he definitely doesn’t stink! Take that, haters!

12: He aspires to be like acting great Jack Nicholson. I aspire to be Jack Nicholson during my spare time too.

11: When he made his first appearance in “Twilight” and entered the cafeteria, he made us all wish that we lived in some rainy town with vampires running rampant in the woods. Sure it sounds scary, but none of that mattered as long as we could see Robert during lunch period. It made me yearn for my high school days. Oh the memories!

10: He can talk about his underwear, his toenails, and his not-so-stellar running ability on camera and still make the ladies swoon. I mean how many other heartthrobs would be willing to talk about those topics? Yeah.
None.

9: If his vampire skills ever fail him, he can always resort to his expertise in wizardry. Which makes him lethal with a wooden stick.

8: He can wear a curly cue mustache as the bizarre Salvador Dali in “Little Ashes” and still look hot.

7: He plays Edward Cullen, the sparkly immortal, who for many women is the perfect boyfriend (minus the blood sucking vampire part).

6: He can sing (swoon) really well. (You had “Never Think” on repeat! Admit it!)

5: He has the ability to look like this with a cigarette in his mouth.

4: He managed to turn the words “spider monkey” into a term of endearment. He can call me spider monkey any day.

3: His hair. Whether it’s short, long, unruly, or perfectly styled, he has FANTASTIC hair.

2: He is so awkward and seemingly shy during all of his interviews that you just want to sit him down, give him a hug and say, “It’s going to be alright. The camera won’t eat you.” That awkwardness/goofiness makes him so endearing. It’s part of his charm.

(DRUM ROLL PLEASE)

1. I know Robert is here to stay, which means I have something to occupy my time for years to come. With his upcoming projects and the rest of the flicks from the “Twilight” saga coming out in theaters, I won’t have time to twiddle my thumbs.
Crushing on RPattz is like the Best Hobby. Ever!

source: MTV movie blog...

un tit article qui m'a bien fait rire...
et tellement vrai...
surtout la conclusion... (vous l'ai mise en gras... lol...)



traduc en cours... ;)

Au cas où vous ne le sauriez pas, mais que les puissances soient bénies pour nous avoir donner Robert Pattinson il y a vingt-trois ans d'aujourd'hui. En d'autres termes, « joyeux 23ème anniversaire RPattz ! »


Je ne peux pas physiquement donner à Robert un présent / cadeau, parce que a) je ne le connais pas et b) lui envoyer un cupcake avec un message dessus semblerait vraiment étrange. Au lieu de cela, j'ai décidé de créer une liste en son honneur. Quelle est donc cette grande liste vous pourriez vous demander?
Bien, je vais préparer 23 bonnes raisons pour lesquelles je suis reconnaissant pour RPattz.


Comme vous pouvez imaginer, penser à 23 bonnes raisons pour
lesquelles vous êtes reconnaissant envers quelqu'un peut être tout à fait difficile, particulièrement quand vous n'avez jamais rencontré la personne, mais moi j'ai trouvé assez facile de rêver les raisons pour lesquelles ma bruyante et cultivée/vie garçon-fou - sans
compter mon bulletin et mon ordinateur (de bureau) - serait superbement ennuyeux si Robert n'était pas né dans notre grande et vieille Angleterre il y a qques années.
Sans plus de cérémonie, je voudrais vous présenter, mes chers Fans de Twilight et semblables, ces 23 raisons pour lesquelles nous devrions tout être reconnaissants pour Robert Pattinson :

23 : Je suis reconnaissant au fait qu'il ne pensera pas que je suis un zarb (j'espère) s'il ne lit jamais ce post de ce blog. (clin d'oeil x2)

22 : Il est ami avec Camilla Bell, qui elle sort avec Joe Jonas. La possibilité que RPattz traine avec un frère des Jonas est quelque chose auquel nous devrions tout être reconnaissants

21 :Il peut totalement écraser Harry Potter et botter les fesses de Voldemort. Voldemort a fait assassiner Cédric/RPAttz par Peter Pettigrew, mais il devait mourir pour plus avoir à revenir dans les futurs volets d'Harry Potter, n'est ce pas?Robert n'aurait pas eu le temps pour être dans Twilight et en plus faire une spin-off de Harry Potter/Cedric Diggory n'aurait pas été aussi impressionnant.
(merci pur la traduc collective... et à Tytia et son ami qui ne connat pas RPattz... )

20 : Il aime lire. Voyez tout le monde! La lecture est fondamentale !

19 : Il a un super accent. (heu moi, je craque... surtout quand il parle français... )

18 : Il a toujours cela regard triste. C'est cmme s'il souffrait, mais profondément et dans la pensée en même temps. C'est un peu étonnant.

16 : Selon une interview avec The Times, de LA, tousser le fait pleurer. Puisque j'ai de l'asthme,
la toux me fait pleurer aussi. Nous sommes sommes fais l'un pour l'autre.

vous mets la suite demain...!

Clair De Lune je viens de tomber sur ce post ou tu dis nous mettre la suite demain mais il date du mois de Mai, yaurait pas comme un blème la ???

aaahhh les oméga3 faut que tu en prennes plus cdl !!!

personne n'avait lu...
donc, comme c'est quand même long à faire, j'ai laissé tel quel... ;oP

j'attends aussi moi

Bon ben ma ptite CDL je crois que tu as plus qu'a

voui... ...
vais m'y mettre... LOL...